Totò vs. the Black Pirate () is a 1964 Italian adventure-comedy film written and directed by Fernando Cerchio.
José is a Neapolitan petty thief who escaping from the guards for a small theft hides himself in a barrel of Jamaican rum of on the quay of the port of Naples. The barrel get placed, however, on a pirate ship, so the man will have to face a horde of pirates to save his life.