The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe is an ITV television drama series that was first broadcast on 17 April 2022. Written by Chris Lang and directed by Richard Laxton, the programme dramatises the John Darwin disappearance case (2002-2007), where prison officer and teacher John Darwin faked his own death in a canoeing accident, and reappeared five and a half years after he was believed to have died.
Hartlepool, Walthamstow, Seaton Carew and Middlesbrough were used as filming locations.
Stuart Jeffries for The Guardian gave the series four out of five stars.