The Ship's Piano is a studio album by British singer-songwriter Darren Hayman. It was released by Fortuna Pop! in 2011.
A French piano built in 1933 is the only instrument employed on the album.
Drowned in Sound wrote that "if [Hayman]'s not yet unanimously considered the greatest cardigan-stylee speccy-sporting dweeby loser type songwriter-man of recent decades, he's surely on his miserable, merry way.