Ted Clohesy (born 6 September 2004) is a former professional Australian rules footballer who played for the Geelong Football Club in the Australian Football League (AFL).
Clohesy played for the Geelong Falcons in the Talent League. He averaged 23.5 disposals in his draft year.
Clohesy was selected by Geelong as a category B rookie through their Next Generation Academy, being of South African descent. He made his debut in round 24 of the 2023 AFL season.
Clohesy was delisted by Geelong following the end of the 2025 AFL season.
Clohesy's older brother, Sam, is a professional Australian rules footballer with the Gold Coast Suns.
|- | 2023 || || 40 | 1 || 0 || 0 || 1 || 4 || 5 || 1 || 1 || 0.0 || 0.0 || 1.0 || 4.0 || 5.0 || 1.0 || 1.0 || 0 |- | 2024 || || 40 | 2 || 0 || 1 || 6 || 4 || 10 || 3 || 8 || 0.0 || 0.5 || 3.0 || 2.0 || 5.0 || 1.5 || 4.0 || 0 |- | 2025 || || 40 | 9 || 2 || 3 || 48 || 23 || 71 || 16 || 22 || 0.2 || 0.3 || 5.3 || 2.6 || 7.9 || 1.8 || 2.4 || 0 |- class=sortbottom ! colspan=3 | Career ! 12 !! 2 !! 4 !! 55 !! 31 !! 86 !! 20 !! 31 !! 0.2 !! 0.3 !! 4.6 !! 2.6 !! 7.2 !! 1.7 !! 2.6 !! 0