Saint Bernard () is a 2000 Spanish comedy film written and directed by starring Alberto San Juan.
Do-gooder Miguel dates crippled woman Fina, unattractive woman Gloria, and overweight woman Dori out of compassion, but decides to kill all three after meeting French beauty Claudia.
The film was produced by Cristal Producciones and it had the association of Tele 5.
The film premiered at the 3rd Málaga Film Festival in June 2000. Distributed by Columbia TriStar Films de España, it was released theatrically in Spain on 25 August 2000. Sales company Kevin Williams Associates (KWA) sold pay-TV rights to the film to HBO USA.
Jonathan Holland of Variety assessed that, despite being made watchable by a decent performance by San Juan, the film "is otherwise a deeply sexist and implausible farrago of bad jokes and desperately poor taste".