"Queen of the Rapping Scene (Nothing Ever Goes the Way You Plan)" is a song by English band Modern Romance.
It features female vocals by Techno Twins vocalist Bev Sage.
It was released as a single in 1982 and reached #37 on the UK Singles Chart, earning them a slot on Top of the Pops.
In the Netherlands it was their only chart hit, making it to number 25 in the top 40.