"Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone" is a song published in 1930. It was written by Sam H. Stept with lyrics by Sidney Clare. The original publication also credited singer Bee Palmer as co-composer.
The lyrics are an admonishment between parting lovers, where the singer asks the other to either speak nicely of her, or not at all.
Early hit versions in 1931 were by Gene Austin and Bert Lown.