Neolindus luxipenis is a species of beetle in the family Staphylinidae. This species is known from the type locality in Bolivia (Cochabamba, Cochabamba, Valle de Sajta Biological Station).
Adults have a brown head and pronotum, while the coxa, femur and tibia are brown and the tarsomeres are light brown. The abdomen is brown.
The species name is a combination of the Latin words luxus (meaning luxury or extravagant) and penis which addresses the aedeagus here. It refers to an elaborate structure of the aedeagus in the species.