Me and Him () is a 1988 comedy film. It depicts a man whose penis develops a mind of its own and starts telling him what to do, often to the point where people think that he's crazy.
It is a remake of the Italian film Io e lui (1973).
The film grossed $1.3 million (2.6 million Deutsche mark) in its first four days of release in West Germany from 170 screens. The film was number one in West Germany for seven consecutive weeks.
The film grossed only $78,814 in the United States.