Johnny Swank was the name of a radio comedy serial produced by Working Dog Productions in 1996 for Australia's Austereo radio network. The show was created by members of The D-Generation. The serial was about a secret agent named Johnny Swank (voiced by Rob Sitch) and his sidekick K2 (voiced by Santo Cilauro).
The show had a different theme song for each day of the week:
Monday <blockquote> When he walks, you can hear the ladies swoon (Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank!)<br /> He's the man who will save the world from doom (Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank!)<br /> His aim is true, he's got more frequent-flyer points than you,<br /> He drives a '95 Daewoo ("the big one...")<br /> Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank! </blockquote>
Tuesday <blockquote> When he walks, all the people stop and stare (Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank!)<br /> He's fastidious, when it comes to underwear (Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank!)<br /> He is not afraid of death, he's a five-star gourmet chef,<br /> He is also somewhat deaf ("what was that?")<br /> Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank! </blockquote>
Wednesday <blockquote> He's the man, he's the man for you and me (Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank!)<br /> He's the man, who makes the ladies sing off-key (Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank!)<br /> He's the man we all adore, with chicks he'll always score,<br /> His gun safety is poor ("uh, sorry!")<br /> Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank! </blockquote>
Thursday <blockquote> When he walks, you can tell he's one cool cat (Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank!)<br /> With his gun and his ... cravat (Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank!)<br /> He knows no fear, he won Lotto last year,<br /> He chucks after just one beer!<br /> Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank! </blockquote>
Friday <blockquote> He's the spy, he's the spy who's suave and brave (Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank!)<br /> He's the spy who wears too much aftershave (Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank!)<br /> He is on the best-dressed list, he's a pilot and linguist,<br /> He is prone to getting pissed!<br /> Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank! </blockquote>