Johann Thomas Noetzel (born 4 April 1977) is a Northern Mariana Islands professional football player and manager.
He played one game for the Dallas Burn.
In 2012, he made his debut for the Northern Mariana Islands national football team.
Noetzel joined the Cal State San Marcos Cougars men's soccer coaching staff as a volunteer goalkeeping coach in October 2011.
In 2012, he coached the Northern Mariana Islands national football team.