"Funky Cold Medina" is a song written by Young MC, Matt Dike and Michael Ross, and first performed by American rapper, actor and producer Tone LÃ Âc. It was the second single from Tone LÃ Âc's debut album, LÃ Âc-ed After Dark (1989). The single was released on March 18, 1989, and rose to number three on the Billboard Hot 100 the following month where it went platinum, selling over one million copies and becoming the second ever platinum-certified rap single (after "Wild Thing" from the same album being the first). It peaked on the UK Singles Chart at number 13 in May of that year.
Flavor Flav had used the phrase "cold medina" a year earlier on It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back, and it was adopted by his labelmates the Beastie Boys as a nickname for the cocktail known as a "fuzzy navel"; Flav later suggested to Tone Loc that he should use the phrase in a song.
The song contains several samples. The drum break is from "Get Off Your Ass and Jam" by Funkadelic, and the main guitar riff is from "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner. Other samples are taken from "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones (when this song is mentioned in the lyrics), "Christine Sixteen" by Kiss, "All Right Now" by Free and "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by BachmanâÂÂTurner Overdrive. The cowbell sample is from "Honky Tonk Women" by the Rolling Stones.
After the song became popular, several different cocktails were introduced bearing the name "Funky Cold Medina".
The song tells of Tone LÃ Âc's experiences with the "Funky Cold Medina", an aphrodisiac beverage. It starts with LÃ Âc drinking at a bar and asking a fellow patron how he is having such success with women. The stranger credits his luck with Funky Cold Medina, which makes anyone who drinks it irresistible.
LÃ Âc tests the formula on his dog, who becomes uncharacteristically affectionate towards LÃ Âc and quickly gets swarmed by female dogs from the neighborhood. LÃ Âc then tries it on a woman named Sheena he's attracted to, but upon returning to LÃ Âc's home Sheena turns out to be a man, whom he ejects from his apartment forthwith. The next day, LÃ Âc makes a celebrity appearance on Love Connection and meets a woman who immediately wants to marry him, which freaks him out. LÃ Âc concludes the formula just brings trouble and resolves not to use it again.