Franklin Pierce Adams (November 15, 1881 â March 23, 1960) was an American columnist known as Franklin P. Adams and by his initials F.P.A. Famed for his wit, he is best known for his newspaper column, "The Conning Tower", and his appearances as a regular panelist on radio's Information Please. A prolific writer of light verse, he was a member of the Algonquin Round Table of the 1920s and '30s.
Adams was born Franklin Leopold Adams to German Jewish immigrants Moses and Clara Schlossberg Adams in Chicago on November 15, 1881. He changed his middle name to "Pierce" when he had a bar mitzvah at age 13. Adams graduated from the Armour Scientific Academy (now Illinois Institute of Technology) in 1899, attended the University of Michigan for one year and worked in insurance for three years.
Signing on with the Chicago Daily Journal in 1903, he wrote a sports column and then a humor column, "A Little About Everything." The following year he moved to the New York Evening Mail, where he worked from 1904 to 1913 and began his column, then called "Always in Good Humor," which used reader contributions.
During his time on the Evening Mail, Adams wrote what remains his best known work, the poem "Baseball's Sad Lexicon," a tribute to the Chicago Cubs' double play combination of "Tinker to Evers to Chance". In 1911, he added a second column, a parody of Samuel Pepys's Diary, with notes drawn from F.P.A.'s personal experiences. In 1914, he moved his column to the New-York Tribune, where it was famously retitled "The Conning Tower" and was considered to be "the pinnacle of verbal wit".
During World War I, Adams was in the U.S. Army, serving in military intelligence. He also wrote the column, "The Listening Post," for Stars and Stripes editor Harold Ross. While serving in the army, he became a captain. He returned to the Tribune after the war. He began working for the New York World in 1922. His column appeared there until the paper merged with the New York Telegram in 1931. He returned to his old paper, which was then called the New York Herald Tribune, and stayed until 1937. His career as a columnist ended with the New York Evening Post in September 1941.
During its long run, "The Conning Tower" featured contributions from such writers as Robert Benchley, Edna Ferber, Moss Hart, George S. Kaufman, Edna St. Vincent Millay, John O'Hara, Dorothy Parker, and Deems Taylor. Having one's work published in "The Conning Tower" could launch a career. This was true for Dorothy Parker and James Thurber. Parker quipped that the columnist "raised me from a couplet." She dedicated to Adams, her poetry book Not So Deep as a Well. It contained many poems previously published in "The Conning Tower."
Adams is credited with coining the term "aptronym" for last names that fit a person's career or job title. A variant spelling is "aptonym." He was known for being overly concerned with grammar and accuracy, which earned him the nickname "the comma-hunter of Park Row." Many writers lived on Park Row, the location of many newspaper buildings.
His favorite recreational sport for decades was tennis. He was a longtime member of the University Heights Tennis Club. It hosted an annual open singles tournament. Adams reached the third round in both 1914 and 1919. "The Conning Tower" often included tournament tidbits. Adams served as a line judge in the U.S. National Championships (US Open) in 1922. It was for a semifinal match between Bill Johnston and Vincent Richards. He was also a line judge at the Nationals, in a semifinal match between Bill Tilden and Vincent Richards, 1924.
As a panelist on radio's Information Please (1938âÂÂ48), Franklin P. Adams was the designated expert on poetry, old barroom songs and Gilbert and Sullivan, which he always referred to as Sullivan and Gilbert. A running joke on the show was that whenever asked to identify the author of a quotation that he didn't know, Adams would suggest Shakespeare. Information Pleases creator/producer Dan Golenpaul auditioned Adams for the job with a series of sample questions, starting with: "Who was The Merchant of Venice?" Adams: "Antonio." Golenpaul: "Most people would say Shylock." Adams: "Not in my circle." John Kieran was the real Shakespearean expert and could quote from his works at length.
A translator of Horace and other classical authors, F.P.A. also collaborated with O. Henry on Lo, a musical comedy.
Adams died in Manhattan and was cremated at the Ferncliff Crematory in Hartsdale. The ashes were buried in Ferncliff Cemetery but have no marker.
Adams was portrayed by the actor Chip Zien in the film Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle (1994).