A Thousand Words of German (German: 1000 Worte deutsch) is a 1930 German comedy film directed by Georg Jacoby and starring Carl Schenstrøm, Harald Madsen and Paul Westermeier. It was shot at the Halensee Studios in Berlin and on location around the city. The film's sets were designed by the art director Max Heilbronner. Schenstrøm and Madsen appear in their Pat and Patachon personas. Although it was originally intended to be a Multiple-language version with both Danish and German versions, ultimately only the latter was produced.
An international congress of vagrants are meeting in Berlin. It is decided that two representatives should be chosen to negotiate with the German government Fy and Bi are chosen. As the Danes to not speak German they undertake a crash course to learn a thousand words. They meet and are attracted to Mia, but faced problems when they are accused of having squandered the money they were given to learn German and pursued over the city.