A Horse and Two Goats and Other Stories (also published as A Horse and Two Goats) is a collection of short stories by R. K. Narayan, published in 1970 by The Bodley Head. The book is illustrated by R. K. Laxman, Narayan's brother, and includes five stories. The title story presents a subtle narrative centered on a business transaction between an American tourist and an Indian goat herder, Muni, arising from their mutual inability to communicate.